Geppetophile
A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006
Geppettophile
Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011
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Gepedophile
Gepedophile by Rusty Waters April 17, 2011
Gepedophile
It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.
1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"
-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"
(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"
(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003
gippettophile
gippettophile by newguy May 21, 2008
Geppettophile
Geppettophile by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021
Geppettophile
Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?
Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Geppettophile by Queefburgler April 29, 2021
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