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Geographical Appreciation 

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field
Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

Geographic memory 

Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.
"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."
Geographic memory by Goodly June 15, 2013

geographically undesirable

Also Abbrev. as GA

1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.

2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.
1) e.g. I live in New York, She lives in England... she's cute, but she's completely geographically undesirable.

2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.

Georgephobic 

Being discriminatory against people with the birth name of George.
"I dont like him, his name is George"
"Isn't that Georgephobic"