geographic

A twelve step term for moving far away from your problems to start over. This stunt does not work; and leads to relapse.

“Tom pulled a geographic last year. Now he’s drinking again.”

geographic by Ibex Goat May 14, 2026

Geographic memory 

Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.

"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."

Geographic memory by Goodly June 15, 2013

geographic cure 

When someone believes that by changing their location (school, work, country etc) their problems will magically solve themselves.

I get bad grades so if i change schools it'll just magically get better is an example of belief in the geographic cure

geographic cure by John Ciizen December 20, 2016

Geographic Asshole 

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.

Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.

Geographic Asshole by Domoviyr January 18, 2017

geographic diversity 

A variety of place and geographic identity within a relatively small area.
When a "neighborhood" is thought of to have a much smaller area and than is designated by most newspapers, other publications, travel websites, as well as philistines, that is geographic diversity.
While metropolitan areas are usually the antithesis of geographic diversity, such metropolitan areas as the San Fransisco Bay area, Hampton Roads VA, the Tampa Bay Area FLA, Allentown/Bethlehem/Easton PA/NJ, Scranton/Wilkes-Barre/etcetera PA, the North Carolina Research triangle (Raleigh/Durham/Cary/Chapel Hill/Wake Forest), as well as any "tri-cities," "quad-cities or any other metropolitan area domminated by multiple cities are good examples of metropolitan areas which contain geographic diversity. Any smaller or average sized county which contains multiple towns with their own identities contains geographic diversity (on the other end, merged city/county governments such as Louisville KY are geograpically homogenous). Any state, provence or small country which is domminated by multiple cities, or at least may lack one single primate city (and the identityless sprawl surrounding it) are also geographically Diverse.
Geographic diversity means being able to go from one town or city to another and then another while travelling just a short distance.

In a large border city, one will often find geographic diversity on the other side of the said boudary.

Thanks to suburban sprawl, the accompanying horizontal expansion of metropolitan areas (as well as the increased identification within one), the consolidation of post offices, far-flung airports containing the name of a major city 2 miles away, and all the job growth moving to the boondocks right outside major cities, we're going to see less and less geographic diversity in the time yet to come.

People simply don't start towns anymore, just suburbs.

There are no suburbs, only sprawl, edge cities, and towns that have been imperialized.

geographic diversity by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 12, 2008

Geographic Best Friend 

The friend who lives closest to you, therefore making them inherently your best friend when you need a favor.

Don't worry about it, I'll just call my Geographic Best Friend, I just live down the street from him.

Geographic Best Friend by Mathyoufsa December 4, 2010

geographic card 

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

geographic card by jim jones yo September 27, 2007