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Geographobia 

The irrational fear of travelling virtually anywhere due to fear of locational germs, illnesses, parasites and dangers both real and exaggerated. Similar to agoraphobia in that sufferers limit the scope of their world, but more specific in that the nature of the perceived threat is directly related to any foreign location.
Watching the Amazon episode on "The Monster in Me" led to Will's increasing Geographobia.

"So do you think Laurie will go on the camping trip?"
"No, she won't even leave Scranton, she's so Geographobic."
Geographobia by Roofette August 11, 2009
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Goraphobia 

A person that is scared of white people.
See also "Gora"
Person 1: "Let's go to the bar to watch the game"
Person 2: "Nah there's too many goras (white people) and I have goraphobia"
Goraphobia by £ze July 17, 2021

Geographobic 

A person who is fearful or ignorent of people from other countries, purely based on geography, not race or color.

Specifically not racist if asked...
I found out that Suzy is geographobic because she really hates the filthy Norwegians
Geographobic by grendle100 November 3, 2017

e-goraphobia 

E-goraphobia (noun): An irrational fear of open or public spaces on the internet. An email-age form of agoraphobia.
I've got so many friend requests, I don't know what to do with them all. I think I've come down with e-goraphobia.
e-goraphobia by paddyf September 25, 2009

geographarian

An informal term for a funny or silly geographer that is either shamed by other people or are ashamed of themselves.
Person 1: “Sam is such a geographarian🤦 ♂️“
Person 2: “IKR!”

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026