Geo-dude 

A homemade bong using rocks in the bong water

Did you rip geo-dude today

Geo-dude by The dank dank 420 September 20, 2018

Geo_Dude 

Tyrone. Always is tearing this family apart. Never goes live on time. His face makes me angry. Sajeed's soulmate.

"Geo_Dude, can you reenact the Titanic with Sajeed?"

Geo_Dude by Literally_Lucas November 12, 2017

Geodude 

The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.

"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"

Geodude by The Salt December 17, 2009

Geodude 

A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.

Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...

Geodude by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012

Geodude 

Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.

Geodude, I choose you!

Geodude by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004

geodude 

the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.

"fuck.. another geodude."

geodude by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008

Geodude 

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

Geodude by Dat Ash January 21, 2013