The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.
Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man
by wild Snorlax June 7, 2011
The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.
"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"
by The Salt December 17, 2009
When you insert your cock into your girls mouth and she mudslides it down and then you rock smash her vagina into eternal orgasm that sets her into hospital.
Daz: Obelisk fam you dont know what happened to me dude, I've been at the police station ever since I was geoduding with my girl.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.
by obeliskthetittytwister March 4, 2017
Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
by FleaSlapper January 24, 2012
Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Geodude, I choose you!
by Lord of the Farce April 8, 2004
the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
by ChEeZeBurGeR February 21, 2008
A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.
Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.
by simcognito June 22, 2018