Geandpa 

An unusually large bean.

"Hey man, you see my geandpa anywhere?"

"No man, those beans be hidin' like a needle in a beanstalk.
Just because it's a large bean don't mean it's a huge bean."

"Oh no, I was talking about my father's dad"

"This is not text, we're having a face to face conversation. How could you misspell this?"

"I just real like my geandpa"

"You're weird"

Geandpa by ThisIsPie August 20, 2018

Geandpa 

An unusually large bean.

"Hey man have you seen my geandpa?"

"No man, these beans be good in hiding.
Just cause they are unusually large don't mean they ain't small like a needle in a beanstalk."

"Lol I mean't my grandpa, have you seen him?"

"Wtf, we are having a vocal, face to face conversation, how did you make that spelling mistake?"

"I dunno, just really like my geandpa, man"

Geandpa by ThisIsPie August 20, 2018

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

dang it grandpa 

what the subtitles think danganronpa is

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa

dang it grandpa by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur grandpap a trap by father_anxiety March 12, 2018

Angry Grandpa 

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa

Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down

Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017