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Gazoonka 

Used to describe large quantities of a substance or an object
Don't buy anything from GNC bro, I got a whole gazoonka of preworkout at the house.

Let's chug a gazoonka of brews tonight and mack on some ladies
Gazoonka by BigFishJ April 21, 2018
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gazoongas 

Great big ol' tits on a girl. We're talking milk jugs. This term must be pronounced with zest and enthusiasm. Can be spelled with multiple O's for emphasis.
Sean turned around and just about fell over when he saw the tits on the girl next door. Eric looked and exclaimed, "Check out the gazoongas on that girl!"
hahahaha
gazoongas by Firemaneric May 24, 2006

gazookas 

Another term of big hooters.
tig 'o' bitties
Look at those huge gazookas!
Very Large Breasts
Gazonka by Mitch May 26, 2004
She's got an incredible pair of gazonkas
Gazonkas by LeeJunior January 10, 2019
the act of getting a "torpedo like" object shoved in your anus forcefully
Antonio got a gazooka in the bathroom because somebody shoved a rocket up his ass.
gazooka by Emilio and Aldo February 21, 2009

Gazoonkies 

Remaining pieces of poo that you have missed after catching a dump.
Better check your undies for some left over gazoonkies...
Gazoonkies by JustoB August 19, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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