gazoonkied

adjective for when you walk around with one sock on after getting doublestreamed in the bathroom and taking the pee sock off but leaving the other one on

yo is that guy gazoonkied lmao

yeah he must've had some wackyass piss streams bro

by homblejack September 29, 2021

Gazoonkies

Remaining pieces of poo that you have missed after catching a dump.

Better check your undies for some left over gazoonkies...

by JustoB August 19, 2018

gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Gazoinked

absolutely boomed outta the wazoo

that dude is gazoinked right now bro

by drytanman December 17, 2021