gazoonkied

adjective for when you walk around with one sock on after getting doublestreamed in the bathroom and taking the pee sock off but leaving the other one on

yo is that guy gazoonkied lmao

yeah he must've had some wackyass piss streams bro

gazoonkied by homblejack September 29, 2021

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Gazoonkies

Remaining pieces of poo that you have missed after catching a dump.

Better check your undies for some left over gazoonkies...

Gazoonkies by JustoB August 19, 2018

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gazoonkied • Gazoonkies • Gazoinked • gazonked • gazoonkle nuts

gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

gazonked by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010

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gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

gazoonkle nuts by Zillogee December 23, 2020

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Gazoinked

absolutely boomed outta the wazoo

that dude is gazoinked right now bro

Gazoinked by drytanman December 17, 2021

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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