Definitions by Mitch

Gingerlitis 

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

Gingerlitis by Mitch April 25, 2015

Sorostitot 

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.

1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.

Sorostitot by Mitch June 10, 2006

dip nuts 

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

dip nuts by mitch May 19, 2005

wankermafone 

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours

you god damn wankermafone

wankermafone by mitch May 13, 2005

wanglicker 

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

wanglicker by mitch May 13, 2005

wangeroo 

an australian gentlemen who appears to be a tad "frisky"
as opposed to kangeroo

oh dear charlie, there appears to be a wangeroo

wangeroo by mitch May 13, 2005

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

millimeter peter by Mitch May 13, 2005