Gazonkanut

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.

You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.