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"That's one big gaynado over there!"
gaynado by Jumbo jacoby December 6, 2013

Gyarados 

Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.
Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"
Gyarados by Implying713 June 15, 2011

gyaradosian 

Atrocious. Comes from the fact that Gyarados is the atrocious Pokemon, according to its original Pokemon card. Created by wordsmith Victor Lindstrom.
"That health class was gyaradosian, at best."
gyaradosian by Adam Robertson April 10, 2008

gyaradoscious 

1.) When you're extra full of rage! Derived from Gyarados, "the atrocious Pokemon".
ex. 1.) Gyarados can literally make water, fire, electric, dragon, ground, psychic, dark, ice, steel, poison, and normal attacks, not to mention its sharp fangs, massive size, red eyes, stank face, the fact that it evolves from Magikarp, and has no fucking chill and will kill you instantly via lightning strike, fire blast, or tsunami..... thats quite atrocious..... gyaradoscious ex. 2.) that bitch is straight gyaradoscious before 9am.
gyaradoscious by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

Gyarados 

The accidental yet embarrassing act of blowing water out of a bong through the slider, soaking the Marijuana. It gets its name because the action closely resembles the Pokemon Gyarados.
It often happens with first time bong users who forget they can't blow out the ash like they can with a bowl or pipe.
"Dude, Lucas! You just Gyaradosed the bong!"
Gyarados by E.Phillips April 14, 2010

gyaradosing 

When youre beating your meat then right when you're about to jizz squeeze your dick till it turn blue.
Friend: yo last night I was gyaradosing myself!!!

Me: yo wtf, didn't it hurt!?
gyaradosing by Solar flare April 13, 2021