Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.

Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"

Gyarados by Implying713 June 15, 2011

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gyaradosian

Atrocious. Comes from the fact that Gyarados is the atrocious Pokemon, according to its original Pokemon card. Created by wordsmith Victor Lindstrom.

"That health class was gyaradosian, at best."

gyaradosian by Adam Robertson April 10, 2008

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gyaradoscious

1.) When you're extra full of rage! Derived from Gyarados, "the atrocious Pokemon".

ex. 1.) Gyarados can literally make water, fire, electric, dragon, ground, psychic, dark, ice, steel, poison, and normal attacks, not to mention its sharp fangs, massive size, red eyes, stank face, the fact that it evolves from Magikarp, and has no fucking chill and will kill you instantly via lightning strike, fire blast, or tsunami..... thats quite atrocious..... gyaradoscious ex. 2.) that bitch is straight gyaradoscious before 9am.

gyaradoscious by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

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Gyarados

The accidental yet embarrassing act of blowing water out of a bong through the slider, soaking the Marijuana. It gets its name because the action closely resembles the Pokemon Gyarados.
It often happens with first time bong users who forget they can't blow out the ash like they can with a bowl or pipe.

"Dude, Lucas! You just Gyaradosed the bong!"

Gyarados by E.Phillips April 14, 2010

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gyaradosing

When youre beating your meat then right when you're about to jizz squeeze your dick till it turn blue.

Friend: yo last night I was gyaradosing myself!!!

Me: yo wtf, didn't it hurt!?

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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