gyaradosing

When youre beating your meat then right when you're about to jizz squeeze your dick till it turn blue.

Friend: yo last night I was gyaradosing myself!!!

Me: yo wtf, didn't it hurt!?

by Solar flare April 13, 2021

gyaradosian

Atrocious. Comes from the fact that Gyarados is the atrocious Pokemon, according to its original Pokemon card. Created by wordsmith Victor Lindstrom.

"That health class was gyaradosian, at best."

by Adam Robertson April 10, 2008