Gayngitis
Commonly found in men. It is the Inflammation and swelling of the Larynx, otherwise known as the voice box, from sucking Penis.
Gayngitis by DJRattleSnake February 4, 2015
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Ganitis
The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
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Gayngitis • Ganitis • Gayitis • Gamingitis • gangitus • Gangstism • gayfagitis • gaygiti • gayitism • Gaylitist
Gayitis
u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read
Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner
Friend 2: u mean Jeff?
Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Friend 2: u mean Jeff?
Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Gayitis by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019
gangitus
Pronounced; gang-i-t-us
A highley contagious disease affecting everyone at least once in there lifetime. Usualy catched by associating with gangus people for long periods of time. This disease makes you unaware of how disgusting you are dressing or acting. It is best to catch gangitus at a young age and if a friend/family member suffers from this horrable disease, please ensure they do not leave the house untill they have fully recovered. If proper treatment is not given, this person can remain gangus forever. If Symptoms persist see your local gangologist
A highley contagious disease affecting everyone at least once in there lifetime. Usualy catched by associating with gangus people for long periods of time. This disease makes you unaware of how disgusting you are dressing or acting. It is best to catch gangitus at a young age and if a friend/family member suffers from this horrable disease, please ensure they do not leave the house untill they have fully recovered. If proper treatment is not given, this person can remain gangus forever. If Symptoms persist see your local gangologist
gingitis
A disease much like the plague, but, instead of dying, yoou suffer the rest of your life as a Ginger.
That poor guy. He contracted Gingitis.
gingitis by Moriarty221b October 29, 2014
gayitism
gayfagitis
One who suffers from being gay,therefore he is a fag. And itis (pronounced eyte-us) come from the disease meningitis and used to describe being as being a sickness or disease.
Dude: Look at that faggot over there!He makes me sick.
Chad: Dude, leave him alone, he suffers from gayfagitis.
Dude: Oh my bad....
Chad: Dude, leave him alone, he suffers from gayfagitis.
Dude: Oh my bad....
gayfagitis by Pablo Montez May 1, 2007
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