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Gaytistic 

where someone may be gay and autistic at the same time
I’m gaytistic
Gaytistic by lucy_ September 27, 2019
u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read
Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner

Friend 2: u mean Jeff?

Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Gayitis by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019

Gaylition 

If Elton John and George Michael teamed up and had a wolrd tour. That would be considered a "Gaylition"
Gaylition by Raw Chic October 22, 2009

gayitism 

Literally me! It means to be above beyond gay!
Wow! I am so gayitism! owo
gayitism by HAHA NO March 13, 2019

gaytivist 

A gaytivist is obvious. It's a gay person who's an activist advocating for LGBTQ+.
I met a gaytivist last night and He was talking about the gay parade happening next month.
gaytivist by fucker_please June 26, 2018
Gayitis is someone that is good looking. They’re either gay, or at least has gay features (high pitched voice, hangs with gays but is straight).

If the looks are appealing to women, gay men, and straight men who don’t want to be gay (pretty much everyone ); That means that they have Gayitis

How to stop, or avoid Gayitis. Spread rumors that harms the infector. So that people can hate the infector as a person.

Stay around people that fit your preferences. If you like someone who has Gayitis, you’re just Gay.
Another, but inefficient way is to avoid talking to the infector.

Another use for Gayitis is to insult someone as a joke.

Try using the first definition like “Wow he ACTUALLY has Gayitis” so not to confuse the 2 definitions.
“Wow that guy looks so good, I’m not gay but damn”

“He looks good, but I don’t swing that way”

“Damn everyone thinks he looks good, I agree but I’m not gay”

“Last one to there has Gayitis!”

“If you don’t do it, you have Gayitis”
Gayitis by Migleadon March 26, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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