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Gayitis
u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read
Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner
Friend 2: u mean Jeff?
Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Friend 2: u mean Jeff?
Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Gayitis by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019
Gaytism
Gaytism by cuocksucker September 14, 2021
Gayitis
Gayitis is someone that is good looking. They’re either gay, or at least has gay features (high pitched voice, hangs with gays but is straight).
If the looks are appealing to women, gay men, and straight men who don’t want to be gay (pretty much everyone ); That means that they have Gayitis
How to stop, or avoid Gayitis. Spread rumors that harms the infector. So that people can hate the infector as a person.
Stay around people that fit your preferences. If you like someone who has Gayitis, you’re just Gay.
Another, but inefficient way is to avoid talking to the infector.
Another use for Gayitis is to insult someone as a joke.
Try using the first definition like “Wow he ACTUALLY has Gayitis” so not to confuse the 2 definitions.
If the looks are appealing to women, gay men, and straight men who don’t want to be gay (pretty much everyone ); That means that they have Gayitis
How to stop, or avoid Gayitis. Spread rumors that harms the infector. So that people can hate the infector as a person.
Stay around people that fit your preferences. If you like someone who has Gayitis, you’re just Gay.
Another, but inefficient way is to avoid talking to the infector.
Another use for Gayitis is to insult someone as a joke.
Try using the first definition like “Wow he ACTUALLY has Gayitis” so not to confuse the 2 definitions.
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