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Gaylord Memorial Stadium
Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
Gaylord Memorial Stadium by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Bradley the Gaylord
Nobody likes him. A little kid that runs around and kicks people in the shins and stabs with spoons. Very short. VERY.SHORT.
Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/
Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.
Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!
Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/
Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.
Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!
Bradley the Gaylord by Yourmom1234567890- January 8, 2012
Massive Gaylord
A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside
Dubs: You massive gaylord
Dubs: You massive gaylord
Massive Gaylord by Disprin September 29, 2011
gaylording
gaylording by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008
Gaylord Smorgasbord
1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
Gaylords Say No
A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.
Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?
Scott: No.
Rob: Ah ha!!!
Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?
Oscar Wilde: No.
Judge: Take him away!!!!
Scott: No.
Rob: Ah ha!!!
Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?
Oscar Wilde: No.
Judge: Take him away!!!!
Gaylords Say No by spektralx April 2, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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