1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
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A condescending jerk who simultaneously displays strong moral values, and treats others with the utmost respect, and disrespect (at the same time but not condescendingly).
"I can't believe how cylindictus you're being right now"
"Oh I'm sorry" -(sarcastic but with absolute sincerity).
