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Charles Grassley
Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.
Charles Grassley by Just_sayin' May 11, 2016
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gassperated
There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017
lawn gassed day
an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.
I hate today was a lawn gassed day.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
lawn gassed day by LogicManRI January 21, 2013
Grassley Rule
1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.
2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.
Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.
Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.
Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?
Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?
Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?
Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?
Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Grassley Rule by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017
Gasserole
Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
Gasserole by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012