Gargay

To be extremely manly and extremely gay at the same time.

"Goddamn I love my boyfriend. He's so gar, and so gay, he's like....GARGAY! Look at the scars!"

by Videodrome August 9, 2009

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargaro

A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.

Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.

by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.

Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 11, 2020

Garganese

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

by Brightshadows April 24, 2010