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When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
by NinjaGargoyle July 01, 2011
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The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
by larper5000 October 11, 2010
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a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.
by crazy one June 29, 2004
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A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.
Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.
by Ghost Dancer February 21, 2011
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The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.
Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!
by January 04, 2010
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