Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 11, 2010

Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2022

Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.

by Ghost Dancer February 22, 2011

Gargoyle

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!

by 5033bradley November 22, 2011

Gargoyle

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.

Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.

by Odin1362 November 11, 2010