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Gargaro
A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020
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Gargantous
Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later
Gargantous by swaggycashmmoney23 May 11, 2020
Garganese
Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Gargantor the Baconator
The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?
Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.
Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.
Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
Gargantor the Baconator by Brightshadows April 24, 2010
Gargamelian
Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)
1: Of or relating to Gargamel
2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)
1: Of or relating to Gargamel
2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.
Gargamelian by duTrieux June 24, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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