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gargantous

that thing is gargantous!
gargantous by mike1979 May 22, 2005

Gargantous

So big it rips, and doesn't fit.
Wow, Howard, your genitalia is gargantous.
Gargantous by gargantousclacks November 2, 2022

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantutwat 

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.
Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.
Gargantutwat by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

Gargantunormous 

A massively massive, huge, and big amount that is both massively massive, huge, and big.
After working a gazillion hours at NazzBar, Shadylady got a paycheck that was massively massive, huge, and big. It was Gargantunormous!
Gargantunormous by Steve Indigo August 5, 2006
A very large ass.
Damn girl you got some major garganus goin on there.
garganus by Senoritasage January 31, 2009