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Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gaping Dumas 

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.
"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"
gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gaping sticks 

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.
Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
gaping sticks by Seatthell January 31, 2007

gaping gabe 

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon
Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.
gaping gabe by Midnightman March 2, 2017

gaping bra 

(Noun)
When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
gaping bra by Monticello-W October 20, 2016