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Gapingassitus 

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.
Gapingassitus by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.
" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?
gaping anus by Krahnic September 18, 2010

gae gaping anus energy 

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026