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Gapingassitus 

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.
Gapingassitus by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.
" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?
gaping anus by Krahnic September 18, 2010

gae gaping anus energy 

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026