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Gamejolt 

idiotic website with shitty moderation....
person 1: Gamejolt moderators banned me over a slightly offensive joke that hurt nobody!!!!!!
person 2: their moderation sucks...
Gamejolt by KaabiiSeuta September 24, 2023
What every gamer hopes for. A blow-job while playing a video game.
"I'm gonna marry her, she jumped me with a game job during Team Deathmatch."
Game Job by Janet Dammit November 11, 2009
The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.
I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.
GabeJob by GabeJobMan April 3, 2014

Gamejolter 

A Person Who Uses The Site Gamejolt.com
Are You A Gamejolter?
Gamejolter by Burger7987 July 20, 2021
A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.
Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
Gabejob by Humour July 20, 2010

Gamejolt 

A website where u can talk with friends and stuff, oh and play games too i guess
Person 1: hey whats your Gamejolt username?
Person 2: oh its @Guest_5092
Gamejolt by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023