Gamejob

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The act of giving or recieving oral stimulation while playing a video game.

Adam was playing horrible last night, he most have been getting a gamejob.

The ultimate high in gaming is pwning noobs while getting a gamejob

Gamejob by Jim Flagan May 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Gamejolt

idiotic website with shitty moderation....

person 1: Gamejolt moderators banned me over a slightly offensive joke that hurt nobody!!!!!!
person 2: their moderation sucks...

Gamejolt by KaabiiSeuta September 24, 2023

Game Job

What every gamer hopes for. A blow-job while playing a video game.

"I'm gonna marry her, she jumped me with a game job during Team Deathmatch."

Game Job by Janet Dammit November 11, 2009

GabeJob

The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.

I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.

GabeJob by GabeJobMan April 3, 2014

Gamejolter

A Person Who Uses The Site Gamejolt.com

Are You A Gamejolter?

Gamejolter by Burger7987 July 20, 2021

Gabejob

A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.

Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.

Gabejob by Humour July 20, 2010

Gamejolt

A website where u can talk with friends and stuff, oh and play games too i guess

Person 1: hey whats your Gamejolt username?
Person 2: oh its @Guest_5092

Gamejolt by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026