A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwichalmost immediately after the deed was done.
Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.