GabeJob

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The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.

I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.

GabeJob by GabeJobMan April 3, 2014

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Gabejob

A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.

Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.

Gabejob by Humour July 20, 2010

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Gabejob • Gamejob • gabe jones

Gamejob

The act of giving or recieving oral stimulation while playing a video game.

Adam was playing horrible last night, he most have been getting a gamejob.

The ultimate high in gaming is pwning noobs while getting a gamejob

Gamejob by Jim Flagan May 19, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026