GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football 

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.

I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA 

A place where bandwagon fans of good nba teams, mainly the Lakers, come to insult other people because of their team, using childish words and logic.

Hey, that guy posting on the GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA board likes the Mavs, Lol Mavs!

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA by rairen shimozuma March 17, 2009

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NHL 

A horrible place where there are biased morons who love to bash certain hockey teams(especially Buffalo). The so-called "vets" of this board, love to flame people for no real reason and think they are superior to the other posters. This board is also infested with bandwagoners, moronic fanboys, and multiple other people. Only a few of the posters are actually intelligent. If you want to post here, go right ahead. But do so at your own risk!

Board: GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NHL

Topic name: Rangers in 4, Rangers in 5

BoU: that's what at least 70% of theh people on this board said before the series, followed by some crap that made them feel better about not picking the Sabres.

Don't let Sabres H8 cut through your logic next time, videogame NHL message boarders.

kaze60: Yeah, it's real hard to tell why people don't like Sabre fans.

BoU: Why hate me when you can hate the team? That is my point.

You people base your hockey knowledge on the fans that support the team. Keep proving me right.

kaze60: I could care less about you or Buffalo, but it's just the way this board works. Why it does really doesn't matter, just accept it and stop being so emo about it.

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NHL by King of Inland May 11, 2007

Official Theme Song of Gamefaqs

Official Theme of Gamefaqs
(Sang to the Slinky song)

Who bans your ass without care,
he really is that sort of guy.
Sell-out and make a lot of dough,
that's just our pal, Cjayc.

"Time to purchase a new boat or car",
that's what he asks to himself.
Or maybe he'll buy his very own country?
That's just out pal, Cjayc.

It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
CNet gave him lots of cash.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
money shoots out his ass.

"Wow, Gamefaqs sucks."

Official Theme Song of Gamefaqs by Firecrest November 23, 2004

Official Theme Song of Gamefaqs

The official song of GameFAQs is 'Informer' by Snow. Simple as that.

"Informer, you no say Daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, a licky Boom Boom Down."

Official Theme Song of Gamefaqs by ozzyhudson May 8, 2005

GameFAQs Moderator 

The internet police force on the popular gaming website gamefaqs.com. The moderating staff is made up entirely of volunteer, unpaid members of the larger GameFAQs community, yet most of these volunteers treat their positions as if they're part of an actual cyber police force. The moderators are obsessed with flaunting their power whenever possible, dishing out a number of moderations on average that most forums don't even come close to approaching. GameFAQs moderators are also obsessed with maintaining their secrecy for whatever reason, hiding behind a system that allows them to give out moderations anonymously, so that they don't have to deal with disgruntled users. Overall, this gives the entire forum a "Big Brother Is Watching" vibe and results in mutual distrust between the regular users and the moderators, who act more like corrupt police officers than volunteer members of a message board community.

GameFAQs moderators are amongst some of the most biased, powerhungry and corrupt moderating staffs on the entire internet. Whereas many moderating staffs try to maintain healthy relations between them and their userbase, GameFAQs moderators seem more concerned with being an online dictatorship.

GameFAQs Moderator by rico567 October 31, 2014

Gamefaqs Moderator 

These fine people that dedicate their spare time and effort, tirelessly deleting messages that wouldn't offend a two year old.
Irratable, cranky, constantly afflicted with the condition known as sand in your vagina-itis, they seek to do nothing more and nothing less than ruining jokes, deleting stories, and violating little children with large phallic objects.

How do you become a GameFAQs moderator?
Well, here's what you need:
1. An account older than two years with a clean moderation record. Basically, you must have an account where you basically post "hi" once a month for two years.

2. A unending desire to narc on strangers.

3. Unending loyalty to a flawed, inherently racist code of laws. Read the rules. The moderators can delete any message for any reason whatsoever. It's true. You can read ever rule and follow them to the letter, but you'll still get moderated.

4. You must be a person that derives joy from ruining the fun of others. This is probably the most important rule.

5. A total of twelve smirf or similar services t0 CjayC, owner and sell-out-er of GameFAQs. Also note that you must forever refer to him as Master, and must wear a gimp mask to look especially imposing.

"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Dude, I just got modded for asking a simple question!"
"What'd you ask?"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"

Moderator: Wow. This is fun. Maybe I should go murder some orphans and violate their corpses. Wait, no. That's what we did yesterday.

Gamefaqs Moderator by Orochi D... No, uh... Not P May 13, 2005