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The noise our cats make as they run around like mad for no apparent reason.
Is that an army of elephants dancing in an orgiastic drunken ritual upstairs? No. That's just Squishy and Waffles gallumping through the living room.
gallump by Pooter03 October 5, 2016
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simon gallup 

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
simon gallup by curehead January 12, 2006

Gollumphobia 

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).
"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"
Gollumphobia by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

Gallupocust

Gallupocust, A sex thing in which the man ejaculate onto the woman's fresh feces and then proceeds to stuff the feces into the vagina
Last night my wife and I tried the Gallupocust and got salmonella
Gallupocust by BrokenCrockPot August 12, 2022
(v): having the total chance to slay any bitty and declining because of your n00b and virgin status
Last night this hott chick was trying to get with me but i totally galluped.
gallup by SCHLA104G April 21, 2009

eccentrica gallumbits

The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.
Did you sass that Eccentrica Gallumbits? Better find a good VD doctor...