1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

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Garlumphant

Word used to describe grandeur, usually of some kind of hairy animal (e.g. hairy ape)

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: Garlumphant's not a word, use it in a sentence.

Awesome guy: "That big smelly hairy ape looks positively garlumphant."

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: I doubt that's a word, although it does sound like one.

Awesome guy: That's "T," check and mate.

Garlumphant by Ray Bourque August 22, 2008

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Gallump

A group of horses.

Specifically a combination of ‘gallop’ and ‘lump’

Look at that gallump over there, Carol!

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galumph

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

galumph by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

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galumphin'

The act of going for a toss in the hay; passing the graving; churning the butter; feeding the pigs; passing the mustard; buttering the biscuit; unsheathing your weapon; doing the dirty; snarking the snake; having sexual relations with another person.

"Yeah, man, me and that chick were galumphin' all night long.

galumphin' by thecolorplaid October 15, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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