gallumph 

noun: a friend thats loopy, crazy, and/or drunk.

my gallumph ryan really needs to be restrained! He's gonna wreck my new refrigerator!!!

gallumph by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

Gollumphobia 

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

Gollumphobia by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

galumphing 

1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.

1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

galumphing by zeekage October 26, 2003

Garlumphant 

Word used to describe grandeur, usually of some kind of hairy animal (e.g. hairy ape)

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: Garlumphant's not a word, use it in a sentence.

Awesome guy: "That big smelly hairy ape looks positively garlumphant."

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: I doubt that's a word, although it does sound like one.

Awesome guy: That's "T," check and mate.

Garlumphant by Ray Bourque August 22, 2008

Gallump 

A group of horses.

Specifically a combination of ‘gallop’ and ‘lump’

Look at that gallump over there, Carol!

Gallump by nosirnothankyou September 24, 2018

galumph 

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

galumph by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

galumphin' 

The act of going for a toss in the hay; passing the graving; churning the butter; feeding the pigs; passing the mustard; buttering the biscuit; unsheathing your weapon; doing the dirty; snarking the snake; having sexual relations with another person.

"Yeah, man, me and that chick were galumphin' all night long.

galumphin' by thecolorplaid October 15, 2011