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neck gaiter 

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neck gaiter by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020
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Neck Gaiter 

like if a fucking mug wasnt enough.
Hey. did you know that UD recently added new merch?
Oh yeah? what is it?
A fucking neck gaiter.
Neck Gaiter by MrMikeX May 4, 2020

Neck gaiter 

Probably the add under this definition
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Neck gaiter by COMMUNISM 100 September 7, 2020

Mutual Gainer 

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.
Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.
Mutual Gainer by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

Kevlar Neck Gaiter 

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.
“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

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