Verb - To aggressively punch a female in the face
Dude 1: "Yo dude Dan got kicked out of the club last night!"
Dude 2: "What did he do?"
Dude 1: "He socked some chick in the face!"
Dude 2: "Dude he totally Geigered her!"
by Ya dude man July 10, 2008
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A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.
Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.
by furtehlulz September 29, 2011
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Geiger is used to describe an exceedingly lanky individual who likes to take children’s toes to stir his tea. Geigers can also be referred to as munchkin, Mr lippy, doodle and bean head. Geigers will Often respond to the phrase tea anyone? Geigers can be typically found in the green sea at splat a lot and in the sewers as a part time pennywise.
Can you stop asking for feet pics geiger
by Ur mom is Migg May 23, 2020
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Geiger: (gī'gər)

(n.) An individual characterized by dedication to the point of obsession and loudness. Additionally, a Geiger tries too hard to be funny, and speaks Spanish quite poorly. may transform at any moment into a brown bean due to avid consumption of coffee
Synonyms: G-man, Coach, Bob, Bobby G
On mornings of track meets, our coach turns into a Geiger.
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(n) an individual who has transcended mathematics to the point where he or she can take care of business without any given effort.
That man truly is a Geiger.
by SoniczeroG March 11, 2018
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An alternative term for a woman or man's grundle.
"While I was shocking her, I was tickling her geiger"
by stevie firr September 22, 2008
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V./N.

1.) To make something oh-mazing. That's right, oh-mazing.

2.) Somebody oh-mazing. Or somebody you want to punch in the face.

3.) A scary noise/exclamation you make.
I'mma geiger up your mother!

That stupid geiger's in for it.

Geiger! Geiger! Geiger! My pants are on fire!
by Lynn.Absynthe September 02, 2008
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