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Verb - To aggressively punch a female in the face
Dude 1: "Yo dude Dan got kicked out of the club last night!"
Dude 2: "What did he do?"
Dude 1: "He socked some chick in the face!"
Dude 2: "Dude he totally Geigered her!"
by Ya dude man July 10, 2008
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A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.
Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.
by furtehlulz September 29, 2011
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(n) an individual who has transcended mathematics to the point where he or she can take care of business without any given effort.
That man truly is a Geiger.
by SoniczeroG March 11, 2018
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Geiger: (gฤซ'gษ™r)

(n.) An individual characterized by dedication to the point of obsession and loudness. Additionally, a Geiger tries too hard to be funny, and speaks Spanish quite poorly. may transform at any moment into a brown bean due to avid consumption of coffee
Synonyms: G-man, Coach, Bob, Bobby G
On mornings of track meets, our coach turns into a Geiger.
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V./N.

1.) To make something oh-mazing. That's right, oh-mazing.

2.) Somebody oh-mazing. Or somebody you want to punch in the face.

3.) A scary noise/exclamation you make.
I'mma geiger up your mother!

That stupid geiger's in for it.

Geiger! Geiger! Geiger! My pants are on fire!
by Lynn.Absynthe September 02, 2008
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