10 definitions by Tin Hat Kippah
Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."
by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020
1) The practice of doing bumpfire or bumpfiring a semi-automatic rifle by needlessly, inefficiently and probably unsafely having a buddy stand behind you and pull the stock of your slinged rifle. 2) Any needless, inefficient and unsafe variation on standard shooting protocol usually thought up by two (almost always male) friends when they have more ammo than targets or good sense. See, Kentucky Windage.
Hey, why is that guy using himself as a bipod for his buddy's AR?
Hmm...That right there, son, is some serious Kentucky Bumpfire.
Hmm...That right there, son, is some serious Kentucky Bumpfire.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 21, 2020
Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.
Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.
Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.
Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 13, 2020
Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 13, 2020
An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.
It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020
Verb: "To make false promises about what you can contribute, only to show up with with little or nothing." Noun: "One who does the foregoing (also, "rockfucker")." Refers to the idea of being particularly screwed over by an unfulfilled or exaggerated promise. Origin unknown but maybe inspired by formations like "ratfuck" and "assfuck."
"The Army recruiter we invited to Career Day said he'd bring a pack full of gear for the kids to look at, and then he rockfucked us and showed up with bupkis and a handful of pamphlets."
"Steve said he knew a guy who knew a guy and so there'd be at least two kegs at the party, but he rockfucked us big time and just showed up with a 12 pack of White Claw and a bottle of Cranberry Moscato."
"Steve said he knew a guy who knew a guy and so there'd be at least two kegs at the party, but he rockfucked us big time and just showed up with a 12 pack of White Claw and a bottle of Cranberry Moscato."
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
A non-Jew hired obliquely to do Duolingo on Shabbos for an observant Jew and thus allow her or him to maintain their streak. Coined on analogy with Shabbos goy.
Oy, the megillah to hire my Duolingoy was just verkakte. I had to stand there with a sad look on my puss and say "it's so unfortunate that there isn't someone out there who just wants to do Duolingo once a week to brush up their Klingon" over and over again until he took the hint.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 22, 2020