cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 08, 2020

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

I just want to vote asdfghjkl

I just wanna choose what can be on here

If you want to vote, just add another definition to this word. I honestly just want to vote, so I'll add this. Also, since I have to have the word here to add this, I just want to vote asdfghjkl

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 08, 2020

get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 23, 2020

neck gaiter and mug, or i will kill you! So get the

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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020