washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

neck gaiter and mug, or i will kill you! So get the

Underneath this definition, there may be an advertisement! It will say stuff like

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Or
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Aldo, urban dictionary, your merch is {look at the gif}

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 08, 2020

asadidas

Adidas but as

Asadidas does this with their profits
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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 04, 2020

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

sibling rivalry

The thing that my dumbass half-brother lincoln is obsessed with, the only thing competing with sonic.

Fuck you lincoln, sibling rivalry is the only thing that can compete with your obsession over sonic

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo October 05, 2020