First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the
Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “
Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the
female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox
“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy
bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I
broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back
axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”