Goonhead

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someone who has an unruly obsession with the 80's teen flick, The Goonies.

Zeke: Is Jason hangin' with us tonite?

Tim: NAw you know him, hes goin with his Friday night tradition and watching that movie the Goonies.

Zeke: Oh what a shame, that kid is such a goonhead

Goonhead by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

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Goonhead

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.

Craig, you are a goonhead!

Goonhead by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004

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Goonhead • Goodheadsucker • goohead • Dr. Goodhead • good head • Good Head Face • Goona head • Goonie Adventure • goop head

goonhead

goon head, well lets see, a goon is like a henchmen usually dumb, takes orders, never has any real common sense... head, well speaks for itself. situation:

a: " how fast will i go if i drink this?" (holdin a carton of petrol)
b: " OMG ... (takes off of him) your such a friken goonhead"

goonhead by Soldja June 16, 2007

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Goodheadsucker

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.

The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".

Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010

goohead

1.A slang description of an individual who acts retarded without having any of the common symptoms or defects of a true retarded person. Also can be refered to as a windowlicker refering to the shortbus where retards lick the windows.
2. A slang description of an individual that suffers from retardation.

1.That guy got so drunk he crapped himself! What a Goohead!
2.Today I saw the shortbus go by with a bunch of Gooheads inside licking the windows.

goohead by Shortbu90 December 14, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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