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The name used for only the shlongest wormax.io players on the server. These players can typically be found 5-1 on the leaderboard and will completely fuck your day up if they see you.
OH SHIT ITS GONUTZ.... let's fuck outta here
GONUTZ by GONUTZ September 21, 2017
Words you can keep
Testicles, balls, gonads, bollocks.....

A combination of Gonads and Nuts... Creating Gonuts...
Did you see that kid come of his skateboard?? He was sliding down that railing, fell off and took it RIGHT in the gonuts!!
Gonuts by OllyW August 6, 2010
Getting gas and donuts at the same time
Hey, lets go get some gonuts at that gas station.
gonut by Jimmy Wacha May 18, 2008
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.
The email account on the server has been gontz'd. The data on my network share has been gontz'd
gontz'd by esucrew September 30, 2013

elly-gontz 

Mispronounciation of the word "elegance" in homage to the Ricardo Montleban commercials for some luxury car that had "rich Corinthian leather."
"Whoa. Check out that '72 Riviera - now that's elly-gontz."
elly-gontz by Francine R. June 22, 2006
A person who is gay and fun
Omg she’s so gontzi to hang around
gontzi by Timothy June August 14, 2021

gnutzmann 

The subject of the matter of these nuts.
Today we will be discussing gnutzmann, the best subject in school.
gnutzmann by HumishIsntGay January 13, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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