A Danielle Goltz is a beautiful, smart and wonderful person who can overthink situations but will still achieve a reasonable response to any situation. A Danielle Goltz is someone who has a lot of friends, but is selective in those that she loves and trusts enough to share herself with. If you are lucky enough to have be one of those people then you already know how amazing a Danielle Goltz can be
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).