Phrase associated with the grunge subculture. Used to describe a concert and/or drug experience for which other superlatives will not suffice. Originally coined by Sub Pop founder Bruce Pavitt to describe Soundgarden, later the title of a Nirvana bootleg.

"So after you smoked hashish, you saw the Melvins live. How was that?"

"Total fucking godhead."

total fucking godhead by Dan Arreaga September 4, 2008

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Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

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Goodheadsucker

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.

The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".

Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010

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godhead

Oral sex rendered so exquisitely that the recipient soars headlong into a state of union with the divine ineffable.

The way you do me, it's beyond good head. It's *godhead*.

godhead by jamchugger January 10, 2014

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gODHEAD

Probably the worst wannabe industrial band to every present itself. Thinks they're scary by wearing makeup and lipstick.

Godhead blows, put on some Ministry.

gODHEAD by dumb kids these days May 12, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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