goatheaded

Drunk or high; wasted.

"Jane drank a whole six-pack by herself last night and got a little goatheaded."

by Whitters January 21, 2005

grayheaded

to be struck down like a ton of bricks by a much smaller, quicker and minority child, causing unconsciousness and brain damage.

While he was speed walking in the park, Jason was grayheaded by Elian, who was driving his Big Wheel.

by Carter Beauford May 6, 2008

Gearheaded

To be over encumbered on Fallout 76

Player 1: Fast travel to me, I need assistance ASAP!
Player 2: I can’t, I’m gearheaded.

by kdlaird May 18, 2020

goathead

The seat behind the driver in a car is known as 'goathead'.

John called shotgun, Josh called roostertail right, so Charles was left with goathead.

by Aaron January 26, 2005

Goathead

Noun; Adjective; Verb
1. A term referring to a person who ditches his or her friends with little or no notice.
2. A person who will frequently ditch his or her friends for a significant other, or simply just for a member of the opposite sex.
3. As a verb, it is a term used to desribe the action of being blown off, stood up, or ditched.

Vaughn is such a Goathead! he said we were going to hang out tonight, but when I call him he won't pick up his phone!

Vaughn Goatheaded me for a fifteen year old girl! What a creep, and what a jerk!

by mother vicious September 24, 2008

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

grayheaded

To be struck down like a a ton of bricks by a much smaller, quicker and minority child causing unconsciousness

While he was speed walking in the park Jason was grayheaded by Elian who was driving his Big Wheel.

by Carter Beauford May 16, 2008