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GLOFT

An acronym (Gourley's look out for this).
I always enjoy the Glofts on the James Bonding podcast
by hjjnjn233 November 4, 2023
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GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
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gloflo

A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you
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glotograph

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
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Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook
by cherryblossom November 8, 2012
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Glifting

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.
'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'
by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015
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GLOTR

"Good Luck On The Re-build"

Often used in games such as ogame...
Oh thats sucks he hit you hard! GLOTR!!!!
by Mathew June 19, 2006
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