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GLOF
GLOF by GLOF February 28, 2022
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glof • glofer • Gloff • Gloffi-oh • Glofk • Glofkus • gloflo • Glofromda4 • GLOFT • GLofton
GLOF - pretty much god now shut up and pray to him

This guy is not a muffin but God's golf ball. You do not eat golf balls or GLOF's balls

You may pray to him by saying these magical words: amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus and to finalise the summon just play 10 hours of villager noises.
GLOF by profeshanel gamor February 28, 2022
Daniel lost half of his pair of gloves, so now he only has one glof
Glof by TastyWeasel317 February 7, 2025
A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you
The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.
Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.
Glofty by Angelo A May 29, 2008

Glofromda4 

“Glofromda4“ is a talented underground rapper. he’s seen as versatile with his countless flows. Glofromda4 Has recent co-signs from Babysantana, Slump6s and many more.
You Here Glofromda4 new song?
yeah i like him
Glofromda4 by UndergroundUpNXT October 10, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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