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Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.

GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.

GLofton by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024

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glotona

Spanish word meaning: glutton - greedy person. Mainly in relation, but not exclusive, to eating.

Person 1: "Give me some of your chips! Don't be a glotona!"

Glotona : "Hell no! They're mine!"

glotona by ChewyCon October 13, 2013

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Glomton

A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.

Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.

Glomton by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

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Gofton

To be rich;
Extremely wealthy;
Have lots of excess money

Derived from the aboriginal language

Eya, that cunts real gofton aye. True gawd.

Gofton by Heatley hot pocket May 20, 2025

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Gofton

A person or group of people that is insanely wealthy

Oi Shout me a feed, you got plenty of coin ya big ol' gofton

Gofton by Heatley hot pocket December 16, 2025

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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