Grandmother i'd like to fuck simular to a mother i'd like to fuck but must be her mother, must be over 60 looks not important, as are teeth, tits and wrinkles , fav places for picking up a GILTF bingo, bridge club, cruise ships, care homes and other such places, oh and bring so lub these bitches are as dry as an arabs sandle
by vinnny December 16, 2006
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Jacob: I was thinking we could all go thier tomorrow night.
Ben: Cool, I'll give everyone a call and let them know. You need me to pick you up?
Jacob: Na, I have to work late, I'll just meet y'all thier.
Ben: Seriously, there's a difference between the words 'there', 'their', and 'they're', but even then you can use any of them and get away with it. What is not acceptable is 'thier', gitfr.
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Jacob: I was thinking we could all go thier tomorrow night.
Ben: Cool, I'll give everyone a call and let them know. You need me to pick you up?
Jacob: Na, I have to work late, I'll just meet y'all thier.
Ben: Seriously, there's a difference between the words 'there', 'their', and 'they're', but even then you can use any of them and get away with it. What is not acceptable is 'thier', gitfr.
by Midnight Inferno September 14, 2010
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I had another set of towels for Christmas. Seriously, I had to pull the ultimate GiftFace. All I really wanted was a handbag from Harvey Nicks
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"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
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