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Grandmother i'd like to fuck simular to a mother i'd like to fuck but must be her mother, must be over 60 looks not important, as are teeth, tits and wrinkles , fav places for picking up a GILTF bingo, bridge club, cruise ships, care homes and other such places, oh and bring so lub these bitches are as dry as an arabs sandle

look at the bootie on that GILTF

GILTF by vinnny December 16, 2006

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gilt

A thin layer of gold or gold leaf applied to surfaces.

The handle of the sword was covered with gilt. Past tense~gilded.

gilt by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Related Words

GILTF • gilf • GILT • Gilf Hunter • giltch • gilfbo • Gilfing • Gilford • Gilfy • Gilified

gitfr

An acronym, short for "get it the fuck right". It is used to express animosity towards ignorance.

1. It's pronounced 'football' not 'footbul', gitfr.

2.
Jacob: I was thinking we could all go thier tomorrow night.
Ben: Cool, I'll give everyone a call and let them know. You need me to pick you up?
Jacob: Na, I have to work late, I'll just meet y'all thier.
Ben: Seriously, there's a difference between the words 'there', 'their', and 'they're', but even then you can use any of them and get away with it. What is not acceptable is 'thier', gitfr.

gitfr by Midnight Inferno September 14, 2010

GiftFace

Noun 1. The contortion of one’s face when feigning excitement, happiness or gratitude for a terrible, terrible Christmas gift.

I had another set of towels for Christmas. Seriously, I had to pull the ultimate GiftFace. All I really wanted was a handbag from Harvey Nicks

GiftFace by giftfacer December 13, 2015

GILF complex

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!

gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

GITFO

Get It The Fuck On!!!

I like this kinda party, GITFO!

GITFO by ShatnerFace August 16, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026