Güunch

The State of matter in which Cum is neither solid nor liquid

Javier waited 20 minutes in a pool of cum and it turned to Güunch

by The monks of Laos March 14, 2021

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

Guuch

The welcome mat to your asshole. Should be kept neat and tidy.

By using a shag rug as a welcome mat, we could already infer Winston doesn't trim his guuch hairs.

by Mr PieandChips October 23, 2011

Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

by Lou February 23, 2005

Gunch

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

by Lou June 23, 2004

gunch

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

by andouilles January 5, 2022

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009