The generically reported contact associated with a positive,
surprise COVID test when, in fact, the
virus was contracted from a
prostitute.
Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you'
re positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the
virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone
fishing with her.