Fuzznug 

A fuzznug is when you think you saw a bud on the ground, but on closer inspection realize it's just a piece of carpet fuzz.

"Ah shit man, what is that?"
"Oh shit, is that a nug?"
"No, we got fuzznugged again!"

Fuzznug by Fuzznuggle420 March 13, 2010

fuzznugget 

those little balls of God only knows what, that come from between your butt cheeks and seem to collect in your underwear.Origin of said material seems to be : Feces, lint,toilet paper,sweat,general funk of all types and could be semen if you are a fudge packer!

you are as meaningless as a "fuzznugget"

fuzznugget by Mavrik75 February 25, 2013

fuzznuzzler 

n. one who enjoys cuddling up to hairy or furry things

"If Jane's not a carpetmuncher, she's at least a fuzznuzzler."

fuzznuzzler by Mango January 2, 2003

fuzznuts 

giant hairy testacles

I have giant magic fuzznuts

fuzznuts by prick one June 10, 2003

fuzznutting

the act not shaving ones balls for an extended period of time. then teabagging an enemy of someone passed out drunk.

andy knew there was a party friday night. He didn't shave for two weeks in advance just so he carry out the neccassary fuzznutting that tyrone deserved.

fuzznutting by jugganott32 January 13, 2009

fuzznuts 

big hairy balls

Damn my fuzznuts itch

fuzznuts by Dill Dough June 5, 2003

Fuzznucking 

The act of masturbating in your mothers basement over and over again without cleaning up in between said masturbation.

He was fuzznucking all day instead of getting a job.

Fuzznucking by BukueOn3 June 21, 2011