carpetmuncher 

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003

carpetmuncher 

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

carpetmuncher 

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

carpetmuncher by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

carpetmuncher 

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

carpetmuncher by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

carpetmuncher 

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

carpetmuncher by sin dolly December 21, 2003

carpetmuncher 

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

carpetmuncher by raymond January 10, 2004

carpetmuncher 

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

carpetmuncher by mezzy April 30, 2003