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Fizzbuzzer 

A programmer, most likely a beginner who overly focused on meaningless optimization and code-golf, often in exotic languages, instead of real-world practical programs in mainstream languages.
Robert: "Look, I spent the whole night rewriting my fizzbuzz program in clojure, not it runs 0.54% faster!"
Andrew: "Cool, I wrote a RESTful API for my food delivery startup"
Robert: "pffh, a CRUD, how boring"
Andrew: "Whatever Fizzbuzzer"

Robert: "It was a lot of hard work, but I managed to reduce memory usage in our webapp by 200mb average"
Andrew: "It was a internal usage webapp, who cares, RAM is $20 per GB but you wasted 20 labour hours worth $500"
Robert: "..."
Fizzbuzzer by minsk-express November 12, 2018

fuzznuzzler 

n. one who enjoys cuddling up to hairy or furry things
"If Jane's not a carpetmuncher, she's at least a fuzznuzzler."
fuzznuzzler by Mango January 2, 2003

Fuzzguzzler

A female (or male, I guess) who is attracted to male police officers based solely on the fact that they are police officers.
"Your sister has a thing for cops? What a fuzzguzzler."

fuzzbuzzer 

1. noun. A user of fuzzbuzz materials
2. noun. Insult, usually as a degrading remark in relation to intelligence
You fuzzbuzzer!
What are you, some kind of fuzzbuzzer?
fuzzbuzzer by Mike February 14, 2004

fuzzbuzzer 

A taser used by the police.
Unruly suspects get zapped by fuzzbuzzers.
fuzzbuzzer by TrendSetter October 8, 2007

fuzzbuzzed 

Being tasered by the police.
After asking John Kerry a question, a University of Florida student got fuzzbuzzed.
fuzzbuzzed by TrendSetter October 8, 2007