A
programmer, most likely a beginner who overly focused on meaningless optimization and
code-golf, often in exotic languages, instead of real-
world practical programs in mainstream languages.
Robert: "Look, I spent the whole night rewriting my fizzbuzz program in clojure, not it runs
0.54% faster!"
Andrew: "Cool, I wrote a RESTful API for my
food delivery startup"
Robert: "pffh, a CRUD, how boring"
Andrew: "Whatever Fizzbuzzer"
Robert: "It was a lot of hard
work, but I managed to reduce memory usage in our webapp by 200mb average"
Andrew: "It was a internal usage webapp, who cares, RAM is $20 per GB but you
wasted 20 labour hours worth $500"
Robert: "..."